October 17th, 2012 at 5:23 pm by Mark
Tags: free, movies, sarcasm, twilight
You can pay exorbitant amounts of money buying each and every boring film in the Twilight series, or just hit up any used DVD store. Chances are, they have plenty…

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October 12th, 2012 at 5:16 pm by Mark
Tags: asshats, education, neil degrasse tyson, sarcasm, stupidity, television
All of this may explain Neil’s incorrect use of a colon and the misspelling of the show, ‘Punkin Chunkin’ — itself, misspelled. But I digress…

Music TeleVision is full of reality shows. American Movie Classics is mostly “new, award-winning dramas.” CNN is full of infomercials. Do we blame the Television Industry, or the 40% of Americans honestly believe that Comedy Central is a source of News?
When does the madness end??!!
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October 8th, 2012 at 5:44 pm by Mark
Tags: bestiality, necrophilia, sarcasm, team edward, twilight
I suppose those of you who are completely enraptured with the story of a young woman’s heart-wrenching decision between bestiality and necrophilia will be thrilled to see the next installment of Twilight next month…

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October 8th, 2012 at 5:09 pm by Mark
Tags: bestiality, necrophilia, sarcasm, team jacob, twilight
I suppose those of you who are completely enraptured with the story of a young woman’s heart-wrenching decision between bestiality and necrophilia will be thrilled to see the next installment of Twilight next month…

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October 6th, 2012 at 5:09 pm by Mark
Tags: asshats, sarcasm, technical support, technology, work
I’ll bet Dell and AT&T are scouting this guy for a Senior Technical Support Assistant job right now!

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