I’m guessing somewhere, right now, there’s a bottle of lotion and a box of Kleenex™ missing, too…

This certainly doesn’t seem like a particularly safe promotional plan…

I told you that Burger King was an untrustworthy freak. But in this situation, I suppose Wendy preferred a Whopper to a Big Mac…

And I would answer them by saying, “As often as possible, or at least once a day, whichever is first.” Not that my sex life is any of their business…

Fruit-flavored condoms: They’re funny in any language.