2pacca didn’t choose the fuzz life — the fuzz life chose him.

When we were younger, we were told we could be anything we wanted to be.

I wanted to be an Astronaut: I ended up working on a NASA project in the 90’s. I wanted to be Indiana Jones: I ended up standing in the ruins of some of the oldest temples and cities in the world. I wanted to be rich: I’ve made a few fortunes, and they’re fleeting, but the experiences I’ve had and friends I’ve gained along the way have made me rich beyond belief.

One of my cousins? He wanted be a firetruck. Or a dinosaur. Tough luck, dude.

Shoot first, and ask questions later seems to be the trend of the average Stormtrooper. That must lead to real letdowns…

Just in case you were as cool as Liam Neeson — it happens sometimes — know that you’ll still never be as cool as Darth Vader.

While we could always use a, “The end justifies the means,” mentality, some things just really screwed up the story line for the original Star Wars trilogy…