Scientists have shown that parts of the Limbic System — a system in the brain that’s critical for our emotions, behavior, motivations, long-term memory, and sense of smell — are stimulated by laughter. This makes laughter a highly important survival skill.

Hipsters must be avoided at all costs, if only for the simple fact that in their pretense, they were annoyed by you first.

For those of you awaiting the Zombie Apocalypse, be mindful…

A large cabin cruiser will do nicely…