Posts Tagged with "television"

The Zombie Breakup

January 26th, 2014 at 7:03 pm by Mark
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As hardcore The Walking Dead fans are eagerly awaiting its return on February 9th, many other people are falling out of love with the entire Zombie genre.

Zombie Break Up: "I think we should eat other people."

Television: Destroying Creativity One Child at a Time

January 26th, 2014 at 5:56 pm by Mark
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Given some crayons, you expect a kid to draw something, usually a memory or a dream. But kids, being as surprising as they can be, can always amaze you by remembering something like this even though they can’t even remember if they brushed their teeth before bed.

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Reality TV Review: Pawn Stars

January 22nd, 2014 at 7:14 pm by Mark
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I’m not a fan of television for various reasons. The Reality Television show, Pawn Stars, is usually nothing short of infuriating when you see how badly the main guy, Rick, takes advantage of his customers in front of the entire country. Apparently, when spelling his name, the “P” is silent.

The original Cross of Jesus?  I'm prepared to give you $50 for it because it's missing the nails and it's beat all to Hell. But first, let me call my friend who's an expert on the Cross of Jesus.

Are We Losing Our Imaginations?

July 15th, 2013 at 5:03 pm by Mark
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Every time someone says something stupid, I want to follow them around with a camera and pitch a new reality television show to A&E…

Every time someone dies in a movie I stare at their chest and watch for breathing...

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Great Television Dilemmas

February 10th, 2013 at 9:00 pm by Mark
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You know they do this to increase advertising revenues, right?

Can't watch the Grammys because I'll get interested and miss the mid-season premiere of The Walking Dead