May 22nd, 2013 at 5:09 pm by Mark
Tags: apple, cellphones, iphone, sarcasm, taxes, think different
Amidst slams of tax evasion by the several world governments, and after years of throwing everything but the kitchen sink into what used to be known as the “cellular telephone,” Apple has made yet another paradigm shift for their next iPhone…

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September 17th, 2012 at 9:02 pm by Mark
Tags: abortion, apple, bad parenting, contraception, iphone, sheep, think different
Her mother should have been the poster child for the Abortion debate… Or even the birth control debate… I’m jus’ sayin’…

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September 17th, 2012 at 7:28 pm by Mark
Tags: apple, iphone, sheep, think different
Apple has certainly succeeded in one thing: making a more costly, proprietary product “all the rage.”

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September 17th, 2012 at 5:20 pm by Mark
Tags: apple, ralph waldo emerson, think different
In the immortal words of Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Whoso will be a man must be a non-conformist.
Ergo…

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July 11th, 2012 at 5:45 pm by Mark
Tags: apple, business, hippies, microsoft, sarcasm, think different
It’s always struck me as funny how Jobs could be such a shameless self-promoter, arrogant and a dirty business man using slave and child labour and intense work environments with such a high suicide rate, and somehow Gates took all the blame of having an “evil empire.” But then again, most of that rhetoric comes from people who are allergic to soap…

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