This was so abhorrent, I’ll just link to my Amazon Review:

First, I’ll put it succinctly:

WORST. TOILET PAPER. EVER.

Now, if you’re still reading, fine, I will expand that by saying, this totally usurps my previous “worst toilet paper ever!” review, which was Stephenie Meyer’s Twilight boxed set that I bought the woman I was happily married to for a short time. One star is too much for it! I’d give it NEGATIVE ONE BILLION STARS because it chaffed my ass worse than the John Wayne, “True Grit” toilet paper that I bought back in the 70’s.

For now, thanks to this product and the very stiffness of the paper, I have a multicolored hemorrhoid the size of large marble which requires hourly attention. From here on out, I ABSOLUTELY REFUSE to experiment with any additional forms of toilet paper EVER AGAIN!

That’s right — from here on out, I’m sticking with Cottonelle!

Well deserved, like the review of the video.

Hat Tip: The now very happily-married-and-raising-a-famly, Laura Lee. Congrats, girl!

Bathroom etiquette from the gym…

As most people already know, the first sign that you’re having a bad is having a take a Number 2 at a public toilet. After this point, it can only get worse…

For cat owners, this serves as a case in point for putting the toilet paper on the roller with the leading edge hanging behind it, rather than the “NORMAL” way. By doing this, your cat can’t get frisky and unroll the entire roll.

The designation for Extreme Type A Personalities is CDO, because it’s more correct to alphabetize Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder’s acronym.