It’s been another great year for blogitude.com! Today, we’d like to recap our top ten, most popular & most shared posts from 2013:

#10 – Age Test: Cassette Tape and a BIC Pen?
March 9th, 2013 at 5:38 pm by Mark

If you get this, it doesn’t mean you’re old. It just means you have a sick mind.

#9 – Guys: It’s Never Too Hot to Take Off Your Shirt
July 8th, 2013 at 5:21 pm by Mark

According to most women, the only man allowed to take off his shirt at any given time is Channing Tatum.

#8 – Facebook Status Hack? Check. Phone Prank? Check.
March 10th, 2013 at 1:42 pm by Mark

This is the perfect time to perform the otherwise useless skill of yelling, “Dude! She called you a scruffy-looking nerf-herder!” in Shyriiwook.

#7 – Stubborn Graffiti
April 18th, 2013 at 9:09 pm by Mark

Sounds like some women I know, too. 😉

#6 – Do-It-Yourself Tattoo Removal Kit
May 19th, 2013 at 5:34 pm by Mark

I’m not sure why I’ve had the sudden interest in bad tattoos lately. But for those in need, Amazon has a veritable treasure trove of tattoo removal gear to fit most every budget…

#5 – Best Worst Mascara Review Ever
February 16th, 2013 at 12:15 pm by Michelle

Ever left your most prized, expensive mascara in the car overnight during the summer or winter? Similar effect…

#4 – Alicia Keys Blasts Kim & Kanye on Twitter
June 21st, 2013 at 5:43 pm by Mark

“North West” might be a cute and clever name for a baby, but only if your name is Kanye. Neither parent seems to care about the future chiding, “I went down south on North West,” when she’s in high school…

#3 – CVS Sale Price Tags
June 28th, 2013 at 5:10 pm by Mark

I’ve spent a lot more time in CVS Pharmacy during the last year, and seen some rather interesting inventory tags which have really made me question the quality of CVS as a brand…

#2 – Master Yoda Speaks About Breeding
May 13th, 2013 at 9:19 pm by Mark

Sounds like some people I know, and unfortunately, the damage is already done to their children, as well. At least I had the good sense to not…

#1 – Trolling Win: The Glass of Water Trick
February 9th, 2013 at 5:54 pm by Mark

Sometimes, you get to troll a perfect audience…

Thanks, everyone, for reading, re-posting and sharing!

It’s been another great year for blogitude.com! Today, we’d like to recap our top ten, most popular & most shared posts from 2012:

#10: Facebook Relationship Status
February 9th, 2012 at 12:12 pm by Mark

They really should implement this…

#9: Questioning Your Sexual Orientation?
April 16th, 2012 at 5:43 pm by Mark

If you’re unclear about whether you’re homosexual or bisexual, this may help you. Perhaps you’re merely one of 1.34 billion Chinese.

#8: Evil Cellphone Tricks: Cat Facts Revenge
March 7th, 2012 at 5:49 pm by Mark

I didn’t think the Cat Facts prank could be usurped, but I was wrong.

#7: This Pickup Line Can’t Fail
March 23rd, 2012 at 5:20 pm by Mark

Although, the “backflip” in question will most probably be a back-handed, one-fingered salute…

#6: Speaking of Duckface Photos…
April 13th, 2012 at 5:53 pm by Mark

It’s not rabbit season … It’s duck season!

#5: The Difference Between Cats and Dogs
February 24th, 2012 at 5:44 pm by Mark

Yeah, I’m not much for cats, either. They give me gas.

But dogs don’t!

#4: How to Really Enjoy Rock-Paper-Scissors
June 14th, 2012 at 5:39 pm by Mark

Sometimes, you have to bend the rules.

#3: Open Season on Duckface Photos
April 13th, 2012 at 12:02 pm by Mark

If the meme isn’t enough for you, be sure to play the video game!

#2: Social Studies Win
March 12th, 2012 at 5:25 pm by Mark

I can’t find any fault at all with this one. In fact, it’s so brilliant, I’ll bet the teacher gave this kid an A — for Asshole!

#1: Safe Sex Fail
March 10th, 2012 at 5:24 pm by Mark

Apparently, Mom wants grandkids with Ashley…

Thanks, everyone, for reading, re-posting and sharing!

At least ten people wish they’d not gone grocery shopping on Saturday, April 14th, 2012 at the Publix on Belle Terre Parkway in Palm Coast, Florida …

This week, the Florida Highway Patrol charged a 76-year-old woman, Thelma Wagenhoffer, with Careless Driving after she drove her 2004 Toyota Camry through the front door of the Publix supermaket on Saturday afternoon. Of the ten people injured, only two were injured seriously, and both are expected to make a full recovery. Hiring the best car accident lawyer is the answer to get the right compensation. On the other hand, lemon laws is the one who helps people in getting financial compensation due to defective cars.

Ten things strike me as miraculously amazing about this story in Florida:

• Not a single person was killed or critically injured!
• Casey Anthony did not make a guest appearance.
• No deer-eating pythons were harmed.
• All PGA Pro Tour golfer’s hands are accounted for.
• Boneless New York Strip Steaks, $8.69 a pound!
• No Cuban liberationists were available for comment.
• There was absolutely no evidence of hanging chad!
• Those damn raccoons.
• Geraldo Rivera’s nose remains unbroken.

And, the number one thing I’m miraculously amazed at:

• No female teachers were arrested for having sexual relationships with underage students.

[ Warning: Graphic video, but again, no deaths or critical injuries. ]

Note: Seriously, watching that baby carriage just before the impact freaked me out until I read a little. I’m just glad that no one was killed, as things definitely could’ve been far, far worse.