When the toy’s as big as the dog you have to try and avoid throwing the dog by mistake.

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The inflatable Wolverine Punching Bag is a must-have item. Wolverine says, “Blow me, Bub.”

The only way this product could have been worse is if you blow into the straw and Buzz Lightyear says, “To infinity, and beyond your lips.”

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