In the next scene, after getting rid of Bella, Blade looks at Edward and says, “Looks like your mascara’s running.” Edward, in true glitter-boy fashion, doesn’t intend to hang around…

For those who can’t be restricted to Twilight’s rather limited Team Necrophilia or Team Bestiality, now there’s an alternative…

Most everyone, at some point in their life, finds it helpful to have a magazine or novel in the bathroom. This seems to fit the bill perfectly.

Tip: Paula, via Facebook

Blade places his hands on each of their shoulders, and quotes Edward. “Twilight, again. Another ending. No matter how perfect the day is, it always has to end.”