Lost Boys vs. Twilight
March 26th, 2014 at 1:29 pm by CassieTags: glitter, innuendo, sarcasm, the lost boys, twilight, vampires
His next statement was, “Back in our day, Vampires sucked blood…”
His next statement was, “Back in our day, Vampires sucked blood…”
I imagine it’d be problematic for a vampire to brush their teeth… And even moreso for a Vampire puppet…
Vlad III Dracula, Prince of Walachia, was born in SighiÈ™oara, Transylvania in 1431. He was the son of Vlad II Dracul, a member of the Christian Order of the Dragon, sworn to protect The Hungarian Empire from the Ottoman Turks. Despite this, he was given away as a hostage to the Ottoman Empire in order show his father’s loyalty to the Sultan Mehmed II. His first wife jumped from a tower during the Ottoman siege at Poenari, a siege led by his own brother, Radu Bey, aka Radu III The Handsome.
These were among the events that inspired the vengeful, sadistic personality commonly known as Vlad the Impaler, given due to his penchant for impaling the bodies of his defeated enemies on the walls of conquered territories.
Vlad’s reign was so horrific, in fact, that his history inspired Bram Stoker’s Count Dracula, as well as a multitude of other Vampire stories attempting to tie in history with folklore.
Note: Vlad strangled Vladislav II to death in 1456, yet it’s Vlad pictured. It’s still funny.
In the next scene, after getting rid of Bella, Blade looks at Edward and says, “Looks like your mascara’s running.” Edward, in true glitter-boy fashion, doesn’t intend to hang around…