Posts Tagged with "vampires"

Lost Boys vs. Twilight

March 26th, 2014 at 1:29 pm by Cassie
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His next statement was, “Back in our day, Vampires sucked blood…”

He sparkles? Are you fucking kidding me?

A Day in the Life of Count von Count

November 8th, 2012 at 5:22 pm by Mark
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I imagine it’d be problematic for a vampire to brush their teeth… And even moreso for a Vampire puppet…

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Vlad the Impaler

April 21st, 2012 at 12:25 pm by Mark
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Vlad III Dracula, Prince of Walachia, was born in SighiÈ™oara, Transylvania in 1431. He was the son of Vlad II Dracul, a member of the Christian Order of the Dragon, sworn to protect The Hungarian Empire from the Ottoman Turks. Despite this, he was given away as a hostage to the Ottoman Empire in order show his father’s loyalty to the Sultan Mehmed II. His first wife jumped from a tower during the Ottoman siege at Poenari, a siege led by his own brother, Radu Bey, aka Radu III The Handsome.

These were among the events that inspired the vengeful, sadistic personality commonly known as Vlad the Impaler, given due to his penchant for impaling the bodies of his defeated enemies on the walls of conquered territories.

Vlad’s reign was so horrific, in fact, that his history inspired Bram Stoker’s Count Dracula, as well as a multitude of other Vampire stories attempting to tie in history with folklore.

Note: Vlad strangled Vladislav II to death in 1456, yet it’s Vlad pictured. It’s still funny.

How Twilight Should Have Ended – Part 2

March 5th, 2012 at 5:22 pm by Mark
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In the next scene, after getting rid of Bella, Blade looks at Edward and says, “Looks like your mascara’s running.” Edward, in true glitter-boy fashion, doesn’t intend to hang around…

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How Twilight Should Have Ended

February 2nd, 2012 at 5:45 pm by Mark
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Blade places his hands on each of their shoulders, and quotes Edward. “Twilight, again. Another ending. No matter how perfect the day is, it always has to end.”