Maybe it’s not just the freezing wind that’s out to get you…

“It wasn’t this cold this time last year!”

Yes, it was.

“But I was outside in shorts in April last year.”

You were this year, too.

“Oh, yeah…”

This argument happens every single year. But this year, spring did wait a while to make its presence known…

The latest weather reports are starting to remind me of bad 80’s songs…

I’d blame the $500 Million Powerball Lottery jackpot, but it started prior to that. I’d blame the Holiday season, but it started before that, as well. The problem is that a short, five-mile drive now results in no less than three near-head-on collisions, at least two incidents where a driver takes a right turn from the far left lane with no regard for other traffic, at least one person who pulls out from a parking lot directly in front of you when you’re only ten feet from them, and no less than four morons who keep inching out at stops and nearly take out the entire right side of your vehicle. I’m gonna have to go with Early Grace’s explanation of this phenomenon…

My favorite is during Snow season, when I tell everyone, “I got nine inches. The wife’s really happy.”