Posts Tagged with "weather"

Threatened by The Cold Weather?

January 24th, 2014 at 5:23 pm by Mark
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Maybe it’s not just the freezing wind that’s out to get you…

Well, That's Creepy!

Today’s Weather Forecast: Bipolar With a Chance of Pollen

May 14th, 2013 at 5:31 pm by Mark
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“It wasn’t this cold this time last year!”

Yes, it was.

“But I was outside in shorts in April last year.”

You were this year, too.

“Oh, yeah…”

This argument happens every single year. But this year, spring did wait a while to make its presence known…

Spring... Just took a shit on my car.

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Severe Weather Across Half of the United States

December 26th, 2012 at 9:58 pm by Mark
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The latest weather reports are starting to remind me of bad 80’s songs…

Ice, Ice, Baby

Apathetic Drivers + Cold Weather = Asshats

November 28th, 2012 at 5:07 pm by Mark
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I’d blame the $500 Million Powerball Lottery jackpot, but it started prior to that. I’d blame the Holiday season, but it started before that, as well. The problem is that a short, five-mile drive now results in no less than three near-head-on collisions, at least two incidents where a driver takes a right turn from the far left lane with no regard for other traffic, at least one person who pulls out from a parking lot directly in front of you when you’re only ten feet from them, and no less than four morons who keep inching out at stops and nearly take out the entire right side of your vehicle. I’m gonna have to go with Early Grace’s explanation of this phenomenon

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How Many Innuendos Can You Make About the Weather?

June 30th, 2012 at 5:17 pm by Mark
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My favorite is during Snow season, when I tell everyone, “I got nine inches. The wife’s really happy.”