Tags: dating, humor, mixed-signals, women
I have a lot of friends, and roughly seventy percent of them are women. I’m seriously thinking that invites trouble.
It’s no secret that women can be very competitive when it comes to Men and dating in general. It’s very confusing sometimes when, after a conversation with the gist, “Don’t wanna date, not ready, no, I don’t wanna have sex,” how some women will try and push that boundary to no end. And it’s even more baffling when they come right out and say, “I’m falling in love with you.”
Now, this hasn’t happened only once. It’s happened four times in the last month, and is usually attributed to my giving “mixed signals,” or being called “a player.” Nothing could be further from the truth.
After being with the ex for seven years, the rules of having women as friends must have changed dramatically. Apparently, there was an article in Cosmo or Redbook that I missed. It was probably entitled “How To Tell If He’s Interested When He Says He Isn’t.”
Number three on that list must have been, “When he gets up to go to the kitchen, he asks if you’d like anything.” Number one was most certainly, “He answers the phone when you call.”