Tags: dating, flirting, humor, photos, pirates, women
You’re in a bar, let’s say. The guy next to you says, “Oh, man, check out that ass!”
“Go talk to her!”
“Nah, I’m shy and quiet.”
You pull out your trusty digital camera, and start snapping pics of different stuff going on, and offer to take a few of the girl. When she turns around to walk away, you snap a picture of her butt.
When you come back and sit at the table, you show him the pictures you took of her.
As she walks by, you show her. Women love to look at their own photos. She says, “Oh, nice pic, bad pic, oooooh, I hate that one…”
Then you get to the butt pic. “Ooooh, that’s nice…”
She says, “Yeah, it is! Whose butt is that?”
“Yours,” you grin. “But I’ll bet we can do a better one than that.”
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how you get a hot young thing to climb up and lean over the bar and stare back at you seductively as you snap off a few more shots.