Tags: anna-nicole-smith, asshats, attention-whores, drama, humor, media, plastic-surgery
Dear Lord. Won’t it ever go away? What did we do to deserve more drama out of the Anna Nicole family?
Finally, Vergie Arthur *cringe* has quieted down. Finally, Howard K. Stern appears to have went in to relax mode. Nobody has tried to dig her up. There are no more wannabe daddies coming out of the woodwork. Seemed like the train wreck was just about cleaned up and we could all just go on with our lives……
Until 5 minutes ago.
Now it seems Anna’s freak step-sister, Donna Hogan, the author of the much acclaimed biography about Anna Nicole, Train Wreck, is gonna try to step into Anna’s life and live it. Chick is gonna get a new set of boobs and bleach her hair. She’s icky, and borderline scary.
Get this. She’s gonna get the new rack and go try to screw her way into Playboy… *cringe again*.
Wonder how long it’ll be before Howard K. moves in on her? At least she’s got the book profits… that dork doesn’t even have a job now.
For real, the last thing I want to hear on the news everyday is all the crazy shit this broad is gonna do to try and drum up some (apparently much needed) attention. Yup, I could live a thousand lives and be happy never to here any of this crap about Anna Nicole and her screwed up family/friends again.
On second thought, maybe I should start a cause…. Donations accepted for Diva’s boob job and other minor plastic surgeries in an effort to beat that freak skank to the punch. We’ll call it the “Make Diva Famous Fund”.
Mark, you’re in charge of passin the collection plate, pal!