Lame Things I’ve Heard: Installment Numero Tres

May 24th, 2007 at 10:32 am by Diva
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The names in this blog will be changed to protect the guilty, as my imagination can only run wild as I wonder to myself… WTF are those two talking about?

As heard in Catscratch Jane’s last night…

***Dude, now my breath smells like your girlfriend!***

Um. Where would I go from here? I sat there in the midst of the live “entertainment” which is ever present on Wednesday, my mind spinning, thinking to myself … EWWWW!

Do I even want to know what exactly that meant? Me thinks not.

Yup, yup. Hmm.  Is this one lame, or just plain scary?


4 Responses to “Lame Things I’ve Heard: Installment Numero Tres”

  1. Mark Says:

    It was in context, dammit!

  2. Diva Says:

    I bet it was.

  3. Mark Says:

    It would probably make things worse if I said, “I only gave her what Zacque wanted me to give her on her birthday. And her boyfriend didn’t seem to mind, and that’s who counts!”

    I give up.

  4. Diva Says:

    Hahaha. Don’t give up so easy.