For the Borat in All of Us

May 27th, 2007 at 2:40 pm by Mark
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     I find Sasha Baron Cohen brilliant, a master-of-irony whose talents rival the twisted genius of Andy Kaufman.  As Ali G (a muslim ‘gangsta’ rapper), he caused tremendous controversy from unwitting participants on his English talk show.  As Bruno (an openly gay Austrian fashion correspondent), he’s repeatedly shaken up the industry and called out many a designer on their pompous, ridiculous notions.  And as Borat (a Kazakhstani reporter filming a documentary about the US — and A), he’s managed to piss off pretty much everyone from the Grand Ol’ South to the former Soviet bloc.

     But there is a great truth that everyone should know:

     Most Men find Borat hilarious.

     Most Women do not.

     For those burning up with Borat Fever (this means you, Zacque!  *grin*), some translation may be required:

     Men who make impersonation of reporter from glorious nation of Kazakhstan have great success in not make sexy time with girlfriend.  Is bad for you… High five!  Fortunate, there is help… … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … Not.  Please to review following video, “Borat Sketch (PSA): Cultural Learnings for Make Unoriginal Douchebag Stop Do Impersonation.”

     For you Dave Chappelle wannabes out there … You are not Rick James, bitch!  Help will be coming for you soon…


4 Responses to “For the Borat in All of Us”

  1. chattiekat Says:

    I hate Borat. 🙁

  2. Mark Says:

    ^^^^^^^^^

    Case in point … 😉

  3. Lady Banana Says:

    Most of the time I find Borat very funny!

    Did you see this deleted scene.. I think its brilliantly funny.. and I am a woman!

    http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2007/borat-gets-massage-p1.php

  4. Mark Says:

    I wonder … was he carry jar of gypsy tears to protect him from the AIDS?