Tags: drinking, estrogen, friends, humor, pirates, sarcasm, weddings, women
So, today marks the day of an ever so joyous event. Diva’s bachelorette party!!! Yay!
Well, our beloved Mark is sitting back, and sniveling, because he has a penis, not a vagina.
No penises at Diva’s bachelorette party. Only people who are proud owners of a vagina are allowed as we will be greatly misbehaved and no males are allowed to be there to witness such naughty things as will be going on tonight.
In addition to lotsa drinkin, games on tap include:
Pin the bow-tie on the bachelor, Do or dare cards (which promises to be loads of fun since Robyn will do almost anything if dared), and a naughty scavenger hunt.
Details and photographic evidence to follow.