Bad Day to Own a Penis, Pal.

September 21st, 2007 at 11:32 am by Diva
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So, today marks the day of an ever so joyous event.  Diva’s bachelorette party!!!  Yay!

Well, our beloved Mark is sitting back, and sniveling, because he has a penis, not a vagina.

No penises at Diva’s bachelorette party.  Only people who are proud owners of a vagina are allowed as we will be greatly misbehaved and no males are allowed to be there to witness such naughty things as will be going on tonight. You´ll have your time to have fun, whatever that means for guys. What do they do on a Bachelor party?

In addition to lotsa drinkin, games on tap include:

Pin the bow-tie on the bachelor, Do or dare cards (which promises to be loads of fun since Robyn will do almost anything if dared), and a naughty scavenger hunt.

Details and photographic evidence to follow.

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2 Responses to “Bad Day to Own a Penis, Pal.”

  1. Mark Says:

    Lies, lies! The only “vagina envy” I have is the one that’s being stolen away from me for a few hours … especially given that she’s worried about the whole Icing thing. ROFL

    Now be nice, or I’ll post pictures from the Birthday party last year! *snicker*

  2. Diva Says:

    I stand here today and profess: There has never been any icing licked off of any part of Diva, nor is there likely ever to be given that the cake has black icing and that shit will stain my shirt.