Tags: drinking, humor, innuendo, new year, sarcasm
Of course, judging by everything I’ve seen and heard tonight, I am the only person who’s still SOBER at 1AM on New Year’s…
So a Public Service Announcement to everyone east of Colorado (because, hey, who cares about those people west of Colorado, anyway, right? *snicker*):
Please be safe and don’t start out your New Year with a Drunk and Disorderly, a DUI or a Vehicular Homicide.
In other words, don’t get f*%$ed while getting f*%$ed up. Unless you’re f*%$ing while f*%$ed up.
So, you all have your fun, and I’ll just keep sitting here NOT f*%$ing OR getting f*%$ed up.
Happy New Year.