Last Man Standing – I WIN!
January 1st, 2009 at 1:05 am by Mark
Tags: drinking, humor, innuendo, new year, sarcasm
Of course, judging by everything I’ve seen and heard tonight, I am the only person who’s still SOBER at 1AM on New Year’s…
So a Public Service Announcement to everyone east of Colorado (because, hey, who cares about those people west of Colorado, anyway, right? *snicker*):
Please be safe and don’t start out your New Year with a Drunk and Disorderly, a DUI or a Vehicular Homicide.
In other words, don’t get f*%$ed while getting f*%$ed up. Unless you’re f*%$ing while f*%$ed up.
So, you all have your fun, and I’ll just keep sitting here NOT f*%$ing OR getting f*%$ed up.
kthnx.
Happy New Year.
January 1st, 2009 at 1:16 am
I hear that there is a high proportion of incarcerated persons west of Colorado.
Happy New Year, Mark.
I had a few drinks which is unusual as I am normally an abstainer. I should have come in and drunk blogged. 🙂
January 1st, 2009 at 1:28 am
Yeah, why not … looks like everyone else HERE did … And certainly the rest of the British did, judging by the blogs I saw six hours ago …
And since you’re there, and it’s morning already, lemme know how that morning seems so I can figure out whether or not I wanna wake up to it tomorrow, or just sleep on through the whole damn day.