So why is it that…

December 23rd, 2009 at 1:03 am by Glenn
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The smellier the fumes the smaller the load?

Ponderance:  I’ve had a user account on this site for what feels to be like EONS and I now realize that I’ve only really blogged about poo, jiz, asshats, random destruction, and other rants regarding mundane bullshit.  Why hasn’t anyone revoked my rights?  What does this say about the administrator?  Why are we here?  Why do we have to listen to the likes of Barry Manilow?  And most importantly, who is Tom Cruise?


5 Responses to “So why is it that…”

  1. Mark Says:

    To your credit, you also wrote about masturbation, metrosexual drinks from Starbucks and “people who can go fuck themselves,” who may or may not, in fact, be asshats, as well …

    It is exactly this sort of ridiculousness that helps my give-a-damn stay broken, so it’s allowed. 😉

  2. Glenn Says:

    “To my credit”….. huh….

  3. Mark Says:

    Okay, “in your defense.” lol

    Besides, you do have at least one seriously brilliant post and an insanely hilarious video to redeem you… and me… *snicker*

  4. fracas Says:

    “Why do we have to listen to the likes of Barry Manilow? And most importantly, who is Tom Cruise?”

    Continuing the writing trend I see?

    LOL.

  5. Zacque Says:

    I don’t think that we have to listen to Barry Manilow or give a rat’s left cheek about Tom Cruise. For the same reasons I don’t think I should have to hear about The Rise of Christianity toward the fall of the Roman Empire in a religious context in a college class. I mean, I would kill for an unbiased approach to the subject.