Tags: awkward, cosmo, dating, humor, pants, party, pee, urlybits, video
I’ve walked around today in awe, making sure multiple times that my crotch wasn’t wet and that nothing was staining my pants. I finally asked, “Was there a Cosmo article that said women should stare at a man’s crotch and then flash a coy smile, or is it just me?”
Apparently, it’s just me.
Unlike this poor bastard…