Archive for April, 2012

Improper Use of a Custom License Plate

April 30th, 2012 at 5:32 pm by Mark
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You would’ve thought the DMV would’ve caught this one, on its University of Vagin… err… I mean, University of Virginity… err… University of Virginia vanity plate. 😉

The Real Slim Shady

April 28th, 2012 at 10:26 am by Mark
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Now with added Lime.

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Obviously, He’s Trying too Hard to Get Laid…

April 26th, 2012 at 5:18 pm by Mark
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Seriously, what guy actually listens to Nickelback?

Marriage: The Leading Cause of Obesity Since 5000 BC

April 25th, 2012 at 5:16 pm by Mark
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Nearly fifty percent of all marriages in the US end in divorce, according to 2009 statistics provided by the Organisation for Economic Co-operation and Development (OECD). Comparatively (in an apples and oranges sort of way), the OECD reports that 30.6% of Americans are obese.

Conversely, these study’s Administrators largely consisted of short, fat, balding European accountants — overwhelmingly Caucasian males — who possess only a tenuous grasp of both common sense and the society around them, and have almost no chance of ever getting laid without money changing hands.

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Dating 101: Keep it Simple

April 24th, 2012 at 5:32 pm by Mark
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How will anyone know you’re interested if you never have the nerve to tell them?