Archive for January, 2013

Most Clothes Don’t Need Washing Instructions

January 27th, 2013 at 5:32 pm by Mark
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Colors on cold, tumble dry, and never iron a design is simply common sense, right? Unfortunately, “common sense” is a commodity these days and “sarcasm” is the coping mechanism of choice…

For Best Results: Marchine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Never iron design.  For Worst Results: Drag thru puddle behind car. Blow dry on roof rack.

Think This Trick is a Good Idea?

January 26th, 2013 at 5:35 pm by Mark
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Some guys understand women just enough to be manipulative… and single.

I left 3 notes scattered around the house earlier for my girlfriend. They said "Will", "you" and "me". That'll keep her busy whilst I watch sports.


Should Men Bother to Understand Women?

January 26th, 2013 at 12:32 pm by Michelle
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True story…

Don't try to understand women. Women understand women and they hate each other.

Thinking Versus Doing

January 25th, 2013 at 9:20 pm by Mark
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Most people set goals and carefully plan to do things, and visit places, but find that they never have the time. Some of us have had many adventures in life because we dared to fly by the seat of our pants…

The Thinker vs. The Doer

This Door is Overly Emotional

January 24th, 2013 at 5:58 pm by Mark
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It’s better this door is alarmed than belligerent — like the ones at WalMart that refuse to open when I walk under the sensors.

This Door is Alarmed from 6 PM to 7 AM. (The rest of the the time it just tries to calm down)