Archive for April, 2013

Apple Returns iPhones to Chinese Manufacturer, Foxconn

April 30th, 2013 at 5:03 pm by Mark
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Last week, Apple returned as many as eight million iPhones to Foxconn, citing the exact same reasons that iPhone users have complained about for years.

Conan O'Brien: "Apple has returned eight million iPhones to a Chinese manufacturer because they weren't fit for sale.  Apple complained the phones couldn't place calls, the screens cracked easily, and had faulty batteries.  In other words, they were iPhones."

Traffic Fatality Scorecard

April 29th, 2013 at 5:04 pm by Mark
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All I can say is, this driver has missed ample opportunities to collect scores for Slow Children, especially considering they put up signs to alert him of their presence…

Motorcycles: 5  Elderly: 3  Bicycles: 7  Handicapped: 2  Cars: 1.  Stay Away from This Guy!

Bathroom Cleaning Like a Boss

April 28th, 2013 at 1:33 pm by Mark
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Obviously, an extended trip to the toilet will have the excuse, “Sorry, I was trying to find the entrance to the Chamber of Secrets.”

Note: "Please clean this bathroom _tonight_.  Clean it like the Queen of England is visiting.  Clean tonight - Baseboards / Mop / Tub - Please Please!"

Sick of Adele Songs Yet?

April 27th, 2013 at 5:44 pm by Mark
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Adele’s song, “Rolling in the Deep,” is case in point where commercial radio plays the same song over and over so often that people become physically ill at the mere mention of it, or the name of the artist who sang it.

It's a Dell --- Rolling in the Deep

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Female Overreaction?

April 26th, 2013 at 5:02 pm by Mark
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I’ve seen similar reactions over a spider….

Bowie County, TX: Woman Sees Snake, Burns Down House