Author Archive for Mike

Thanksgiving Holiday Tips for the Lonely

November 9th, 2016 at 2:08 pm by Mike
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Can I suggest, “with whole garlic and pepper,” or is it too late for that?

If you’re lonely during thanksgiving put two lemon halves under the skin of your turkey then you can stuff it. Stuff it real good.

The Season of Giving Begins at Target

October 14th, 2016 at 5:15 pm by Mike
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Since going to the bathroom to pick up guys wasn’t such a good plan for Target, perhaps their new advertising campaign is a little more compelling…

Target Ad: "The Perfect Gift - Head starting at $9.99"

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May the Fourth Be With You!

May 4th, 2016 at 5:14 pm by Mike
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“Red Foreman standing by … dumbass!”

Star Wars: Red 5, Red Buttons, Redd Foxx, Big Red, Hellen Reddy, Simply Red standing by... Leave a "Red Call Sign" in the comments

More Driving Like It’s the 80’s

April 21st, 2016 at 5:57 pm by Mike
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Yes, lights, stay green! I don’t feel like replacing yet another windshield.

Rock Sand ... You don't have to put on the red light!

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