Author Archive for Mike

Your License Plate Says What?!

February 14th, 2017 at 5:14 pm by Mike
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Or is this a possible Stalker Alert for some guy named Ed, because their eyes are watching? The mind boggles…

License Plate: Not Sure if this says, "is loved" or "I sharted"

Valentine’s Day 2017

February 14th, 2017 at 2:06 pm by Mike
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The obituary notice will be running Thursday…

Manager Special at the Asian Store

November 11th, 2016 at 10:38 am by Mike
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As is often the case with Engrish, it’s difficult to determine if they mean, “MAJESTIC ass biscuit” or “majestic ASS biscuit.”

It's not just any biscuit.  It's ... Majestic Ass Biscuit $4.99

What if Only Children Voted?

November 9th, 2016 at 3:59 pm by Mike
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As long as they don’t forget to drop a few slimy Cheerios on it before turning it in…

Twitter - Ryan George: "Here's what the electoral map would look like if only 3-year-olds voted today."

Thanksgiving Holiday Tips for the Lonely

November 9th, 2016 at 2:08 pm by Mike
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Can I suggest, “with whole garlic and pepper,” or is it too late for that?

If you’re lonely during thanksgiving put two lemon halves under the skin of your turkey then you can stuff it. Stuff it real good.