Sarcastic Fortune Cookie

April 10th, 2014 at 1:38 pm by Cassie
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So… I think my fortune cookie just told me to STFU…

Fortune: Silence is the great teacher, and to learn its lessons you must pay attention to it.

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Cheater with a Foot Fetish

April 9th, 2014 at 9:04 pm by Chered
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And all I could think was, “open mouth, insert foot.”

Philosoraptor: If a guy has a foot fetish and cheats on his wife... does it mean he got off on the wrong foot?

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How to Traumatize Your Children

April 9th, 2014 at 7:12 pm by Kimberly
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It’s nothing decades of therapy won’t sort out!

How to Traumatize Your Children: 7 Proven Methods to Help You Screw Up Your Kids Deliberately and With Skill

Puerto Rico Stole its Flag From a Comic Book

April 9th, 2014 at 5:25 pm by Mark
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Just to debunk the popular Facebook meme…

"The Moment You Realize He's Really Captain Puerto Rico."  Captain America: Designed in 1941.  Puerto Rico Flag: Designed in 1952.  That moment you realize... Puerto Rico stole their flag from a Comic Book.

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Too Much Information?

April 8th, 2014 at 5:52 pm by Mark
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Sometimes, it’s just too easy…

YOUR PANTS + LAST THING YOU ATE = YOUR APOCALYPSE SURVIVAL TEAM NAME.  OP: "Purple Pizza lol"  Commenter 1: "Haha blue taco salad" Commenter 2: No Tuna Salad `o_O^" OP: "So xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx not wearing pants?" Commenter 2: "Nope ;-)" OP: "wow awkward!!!" Commenter 3: "Blue biscuit?"  Commenter 2: "It's after 5PM and I'm in my room.  I DO WHAT I WANT! lol"