The Things You See in the Supermarket…

March 18th, 2014 at 5:58 pm by Cassie
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So do the parents…

Sign: "Baby needs beer & wines"

Were They Trying to be Funny?

March 18th, 2014 at 3:41 pm by Chered
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Not the kind of “Blowout” they intended, but there wasn’t a sale price for the “Special,” either.

Blowout Specials: Discounted ExLax

Gift Exchange: Not Available for Weekdays

March 18th, 2014 at 1:38 pm by Jason
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For those poor souls with hangovers today from all the green beer you drank last night? You can’t trade Tuesday for Thursday, either.

I know every day is a gift, but where's the reciept for Mondays? I want to exchange it for another Friday!

The Truth Isn’t Always Pretty

March 17th, 2014 at 9:13 pm by Novia
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Be honest. I have faith that you can sit there right now and think of at least one person whose favorite shade of lipstick is “penis.”

I don't see any penises the general vicinity... So I'm wondering why you keep opening your fucking mouth.

Stock Photos

Is It Still Flu Season?

March 17th, 2014 at 7:16 pm by Chered
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*sniffle* *cough* *moan*

Irish Flu Shots