Posts Tagged with "asshats"

PSA: Peanuts do, in Fact, Contain Peanuts

February 2nd, 2015 at 5:17 pm by Mark
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It is a sad truth that you and I both know someone who will not even realize this simple fact.

"This product contains peanuts."  Pie Chart: Things I see (100%) What you did there.

Is It Time to Change Your Social Behavior?

January 30th, 2015 at 5:17 pm by Mark
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I can name several thousand people in my general vicinity who would certainly benefit from taking the advice in this book…

Book: "How Not to Be a Dick"  So many people need to read this.

Has Your Dog Been Tested?

September 18th, 2014 at 5:42 pm by Mark
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Truth be known, if your dog looks like a chihuahua got raped by a jackal and you tell me it’s an Australian Shepherd, you’re probably an idiot.

Dog DNA from Funny Or Die

(If you’re having issues seeing the Video, click here)

Less Violence When Spanking Was Normal

March 14th, 2014 at 3:59 pm by Diva
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I grew up getting my ass kicked for screwing around in school, getting bad grades, being disrespectful, trying to dress like a ho, breaking curfew, cussing, smoking. etc. After 40 and having children of my own, I don’t hate my parents for it, no. I grew up to be somebody. I work my ass off and do my best to teach my kids not to be a waste of air.

People claim spanking their kids teaches them violence but why was there less violence when it was normal to give your kid an ass whooping?

Kids, Stay in School

March 12th, 2014 at 3:02 pm by Cassie
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This is what happens when you sleep through Science, Geography, and History classes. At least he got a “C-” in English.

via Twitter: "Somebody Tried To Tell Me There Was 50 States in America. Nuh Uh Cause The Scientists Found Out Pluto Dont Exist. We Got 49 Dumbass."  I DON'T WANT TO LIVE ON THIS PLANET ANY MORE.