Posts Tagged with "bad parenting"

How to Traumatize Your Children

April 9th, 2014 at 7:12 pm by Kimberly
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It’s nothing decades of therapy won’t sort out!

How to Traumatize Your Children: 7 Proven Methods to Help You Screw Up Your Kids Deliberately and With Skill

Kids Begging for Money

March 16th, 2014 at 3:38 pm by Jason
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Yesterday a kid walked up to me in a restaurant and asked if he could “borrow” my money. I said, “No go ask your daddy.” I wanted to see what man he went to and punch him in the face but the kid walked all over the restaurant like he had no parents. It’s hard to blame the kids.

"Too Late Now... Your Child is an Asshole: A Guide for Parents Who are Most Likely Also Assholes."  by Barbara Simmons, author of ADMIT IT: Your Child is Having a Fucking Meltdown

What Do You Do During a Camel Attack?

February 17th, 2014 at 7:54 pm by Mark
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Whichever you choose, be prepared to clean a rancid mess out of your child’s hair that’s going to stink for at least a week.

Your child is being eaten by a camel.  Do you... A) save your child? or B) take a photo?

Master Yoda Speaks About Breeding

May 13th, 2013 at 9:19 pm by Mark
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Sounds like some people I know, and unfortunately, the damage is already done to their children, as well. At least I had the good sense to not

Stupid you are. Breed, you should not.

Spoiled Kids are the Worst

October 16th, 2012 at 5:42 pm by Mark
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Some argue that material wealth is the root of a lot of unhappiness, but my take is that it’s the lack of parenting which causes kids to be unable to cope. Think about the number of Digital Babysitters (Xbox, TV, iPod, etc.) kids have these days…