Posts Tagged with "Beer"

Photography: A Lesson in Perspective

December 29th, 2012 at 9:07 pm by Mark
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Perspective is exceptionally important when taking photographs of people or objects with slogans…

Keep Calm and Try Anal

More from the Real “Convenience” Store

July 26th, 2012 at 5:19 pm by Mark
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From the same store who boasted, “We now Sell Cold Beer!!! We now sell Wine!!!” in the Condom aisle, we now find that said alcohol sales may have some unintended side-effects…

A note to those for whom the sign was intended: Howie Mandel proved that any condom can fit over the average person’s head, so there’s no point in trying one on unless your hose counts as “extra equipment” with your local Volunteer Fire Department.

Stock Photos

Happy 236th Birthday, USA!

July 4th, 2012 at 5:39 pm by Mark
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Even Wal-Mart got in on the act. Of course, the flag has only 11 stripes instead of the usual thirteen… Damn Chinese knock-offs…

Now it’s just a few hours before we celebrate the birth of our nation by going outside and shooting off another incredible Chinese invention: FIREWORKS!

Free Beer Friday!

March 16th, 2012 at 5:22 pm by Mark
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Hands up — How many people wish it wasn’t false advertising?

A Real “Convenience” Store

August 11th, 2010 at 9:00 pm by Mark
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Hopefully, they put “GUESS WHAT!  We now sell Condoms!!!” on the beer fridge, too.

Guess What? WE NOW SELL WINE! WE NOW SELL BEER!!