Posts Tagged with "car repair"

Business Naming Level: Expert

January 15th, 2014 at 5:04 pm by Mark
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I suppose this Tempe, Arizona’s original business name, Rural Animal Clinic P.C., just wasn’t catchy enough. Now, every time my dog needs a new timing chain, or my cat’s transmission keeps slipping in first, I’ll think of these guys.

I guess this is where you get your pet "fixed".... "Dog & Cat Repair"

Nobody Likes Repairing an Audi…

June 13th, 2013 at 5:11 pm by Mark
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The last time I had to work on an MF Audi, the MF small, plastic valve cost MF $360, and an hour of my time trying to get the MF clamps off of the MF hoses — and it still didn’t MF fix the problem. But these MF’s fix MF Audis, and, to sweeten the deal, if you buy a MF car from them, they give you a MF FREE TATTOO from one of Knoxville’s most prestigious MF tattoo parlors. That’s just MF crazy…

"VW or Audi Warranty Expired? MFAuto.com"  Profane Advertising: Interesting.  I said the same thing the last time I had to work on an Audi...

Saw a Funny Thing on the Way Home Today…

April 10th, 2013 at 5:37 pm by Mark
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I understand that repairing a vehicle can be a very large, expensive hassle. At some point, in the interest of the safety other drivers, you have to bite the bullet and scrap the damn thing — duct tape simply isn’t effective at 85F. Given that this Kentucky vehicle was seen in Tennessee, the old joke goes, “If Kentucky didn’t suck so much, Tennessee would fall down and crush Georgia, Alabama and Mississippi.”

Shower Curtain: $8   Silver Duct Tape: $3   Black Duct Tape: $5   Trailer Underpinning: $50   The realization that you’ve transformed an expensive SUV into a typical Kentucky mobile home?   Priceless.