Posts Tagged with "cats"

A Girl’s Best Friend

February 16th, 2015 at 5:50 pm by Clara Jo
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It is so much better than having an idiot sharing the sofa!

Whoever said that diamonds are a girl's best friend has never been owned by a cat...

Over 40 and Single on Valentine’s Day?

February 14th, 2015 at 11:08 am by Mark
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On Valentine’s Day, a middle-aged cat lady receives a visit from her Fairy Godmother, who offers her three wishes.

“I wish I was twenty-one and beautiful!” The wish is instantly granted.

“I wish I had a million dollars!” The wish is granted.

“I wish that my cat here was the most handsome, sexiest guy in the world and that he’s madly in love with me!” The wish is granted.

The now-young lady and her man go inside, but he seems uninterested in doing anything more than cuddling, despite her repeated attempts to get him in the mood. Her frustration is beginning to show.

He stops, looks deeply into her eyes and says, “Are you upset that you had me fixed?”

Cat Pee in the Litter Box Heart: "DATS FOR U"

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Photo Comment WIN!

March 6th, 2014 at 9:37 pm by Mark
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It’s no secret that on Facebook, I’ll often respond with a smart-ass photo comment. Unfortunately, I can’t take credit for this one. I did, however, send the original poster a congratulatory high-five, and a bill for the keyboard which was ruined due to the coffee I spewed after seeing his sarcastic reply.

Mid Life Crisis Diva (photo Firefighters): "Hello, fire department? Is this Mr. February? Yeah, I'm stuck in a tree. I mean... meooow."  Facebook response: "Would prolly happen more like this... (pic of cats coming in the door) 'We understand you are 40 and still not married..."

Still Single?

March 4th, 2014 at 5:54 pm by Mark
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Some people, you just have to wonder about.

There is a person out there for everyone.  Your person may happen to be five cats.

Don’t Let Your Cat Catch the Red Dot!

March 3rd, 2014 at 3:38 pm by Clara Jo
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I keep thinking, this might be what happens when you feed them after midnight, but that might be something else…

* Warning * This is what happens if your cat actually catches the red dot.