Posts Tagged with "condoms"

Teenaged Unprotected Sex Really Ironic

March 5th, 2014 at 7:29 pm by Mark
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Sure, go ahead. Protect what’s totally replaceable rather than protecting the rest of your life. Totally makes sense…

There are Teenagers who have unprotected sex, but have cases on their phones.  Just let that sink in for a minute...

Effective Birth Control Methods

February 18th, 2014 at 1:00 pm by Anita
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Duckface and Crocs are also 100% effective because they cause involuntary abstinence.

Birth Control Methods: Condoms 98% effective.  Birth Control Pills 99% Effective.  Sandals with Socks 100% Effective.

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Durex Makes its Apologies

December 13th, 2013 at 9:13 pm by Mark
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International Condom marker, Durex, has repeatedly made a name for itself with its edgy, sarcastic advertising.

Durex Comments on Honey BooBoo: "We are really sorry for this."

PSA: Condom Safety

April 19th, 2013 at 5:53 pm by Mark
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As we all know — or should know — even spermicidally lubricated condoms are only 99% effective. Don’t be the 1%.

Condoms aren't totally safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.

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More from the Real “Convenience” Store

July 26th, 2012 at 5:19 pm by Mark
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From the same store who boasted, “We now Sell Cold Beer!!! We now sell Wine!!!” in the Condom aisle, we now find that said alcohol sales may have some unintended side-effects…

A note to those for whom the sign was intended: Howie Mandel proved that any condom can fit over the average person’s head, so there’s no point in trying one on unless your hose counts as “extra equipment” with your local Volunteer Fire Department.