Posts Tagged with "cops"

Tennessee: Closed for Snow

February 15th, 2015 at 5:41 pm by Clara Jo
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By the looks of Kroger’s, you’d think the Apocalypse was under way!

Sorry, Folks. Tennessee is closed... Snow is in the forecast!!

95 Year Old Woman with Carry Permit

March 12th, 2014 at 5:10 pm by Novia
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Exactly!

A state trooper stopped a 95 year old woman on Interstate 20, and noticed as he was checking her drivers license, that she had a concealed carry permit. He said got any guns with you ma'am? She said yes, a 45 Smith & Wesson in the glove compartment, a 357 magnum in the console and a 38 special in my purse. The trooper said LADY what are you scared of. She said.... NOT A DAMN THING!

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The Blonde Speeder and the Blonde Cop

February 27th, 2014 at 5:31 pm by Jason
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I know a few blonde officers but none of them are that bad…

Finally...The Blone Joke to End All Blonde Jokes:  A blonde woman was sppeing down the road in her little red sports car when she was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde. The blonde cop asked to see her driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. "What does it look like?" she finally asked. The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it." The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman.  "Here it is," she said.  The blonde officer looked at the mirror and handed it back saying, "OK, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop."

Using Cleavage to Avoid a Ticket?

December 18th, 2013 at 5:07 pm by Mark
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As some women do — and we all know at least one — she’ll likely end up driving away without a ticket due to her ability to, “utilize her assets.” Whoever said, “Justice is blind,” obviously never had to deal with a pair of 36D’s in a push-up bra.

Cleavage, don't fail me now!

Obiwan Kenobi Arrested for Meth Possession

February 20th, 2013 at 5:36 pm by Mark
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I guess it’s tough trying to make ends meet as a Jedi these days…

"Obiwan Kenobi Accused of Meth Possession" RESTROSPECT: The sinking feeling that you probably should have waved your hand and said, "These are not the drugs you're looking for."