Posts Tagged with "facebook"

Facebook Relationship Status: Netflix

July 26th, 2017 at 7:31 pm by Mike
Tags: , , , ,

And everything was good until he realized Netflix was actually stalking him through his Samsung Smart TV…

The Meaning of Life: It Isn’t 42?

July 13th, 2017 at 5:15 pm by Mike
Tags: , , , , ,

According The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, the Ultimate Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, The Universe and Everything is 42. Some people seem to have different ideas — namely, Mortal Kombat and Eggo Waffles — but they probably don’t own a digital watch and have no idea where their towel is.

So, About All That Snow…

February 24th, 2015 at 5:55 pm by Mark
Tags: , , ,

Yeah, all this snow is driving everyone nuts. I’ve got nine inches. That should make someone really happy…

Facebook: "10 inches isn't what I expected to get this morning. Or having my boyfriend plowing it at 2 am either! Hope my family flys in okay from Texas tomorrow!"

Asian Facial Recognition Fail

January 21st, 2015 at 5:57 pm by Mark
Tags: , , , ,

Given that all Asians don’t actually “all look alike,” it’s apparent that Facebook’s facial recognition protocols are a bit too fuzzy for comfort in this politically correct, race-card-throwing era…

Facebook Facial Recognition: "Want to tag yourself?"

responsive_wp_468x60

Puerto Rico Stole its Flag From a Comic Book

April 9th, 2014 at 5:25 pm by Mark
Tags: , , , , ,

Just to debunk the popular Facebook meme…

"The Moment You Realize He's Really Captain Puerto Rico."  Captain America: Designed in 1941.  Puerto Rico Flag: Designed in 1952.  That moment you realize... Puerto Rico stole their flag from a Comic Book.