Posts Tagged with "facebook"

Facebook Relationship Status: Netflix & Weed

July 26th, 2017 at 7:31 pm by Mike
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And everything was good until he realized Netflix was actually stalking him through his Samsung Smart TV…
My first spliff wasn’t particularly memorable; smoking weed just became a thing I did with my friends around the age of 16. And by “a thing,” I don’t mean a passing fad or an occasional pastime; it was all I did. Every day after school, we’d either sit in the park—or climb a tree in Hampstead Heath, if we were feeling especially motivated—and get high. We would even go to my place and watch netflix and smoke- kinda like in That 70s Show- and just hang. It was until recently that I started reading Midas Letter Cannabis Stock and learning more about the plant itself. Either way, I’m sure many of you have similar memories.

Sometimes we smoked soap bar and ended up with hot-rock holes in our clothes; sometimes we smoked bush weed—and a lot of it, because it was full of seeds and wouldn’t get you lean if you didn’t. But mainly it was skunk, the one your parents tell you is much stronger than the stuff they had in their day. Which, in fairness to your parents, is accurate: It’s about five times more potent than that brown Thai stick stuff you get wrapped up in red string.

The Meaning of Life: It Isn’t 42?

July 13th, 2017 at 5:15 pm by Mike
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According The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, the Ultimate Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, The Universe and Everything is 42. Some people seem to have different ideas — namely, Mortal Kombat and Eggo Waffles — but they probably don’t own a digital watch and have no idea where their towel is.

So, About All That Snow…

February 24th, 2015 at 5:55 pm by Mark
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Yeah, all this snow is driving everyone nuts. I’ve got nine inches. That should make someone really happy…

Facebook: "10 inches isn't what I expected to get this morning. Or having my boyfriend plowing it at 2 am either! Hope my family flys in okay from Texas tomorrow!"

Asian Facial Recognition Fail

January 21st, 2015 at 5:57 pm by Mark
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Given that all Asians don’t actually “all look alike,” it’s apparent that Facebook’s facial recognition protocols are a bit too fuzzy for comfort in this politically correct, race-card-throwing era…

Facebook Facial Recognition: "Want to tag yourself?"

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Puerto Rico Stole its Flag From a Comic Book

April 9th, 2014 at 5:25 pm by Mark
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Just to debunk the popular Facebook meme…

"The Moment You Realize He's Really Captain Puerto Rico."  Captain America: Designed in 1941.  Puerto Rico Flag: Designed in 1952.  That moment you realize... Puerto Rico stole their flag from a Comic Book.