April 8th, 2014 at 5:52 pm by Mark![](https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/9628d349bb9b32f579a79bfd5108012d?s=25&d=mm&r=x)
Tags: apocalypse, facebook, memes, nudity, sarcasm, zombies
Sometimes, it’s just too easy…
![YOUR PANTS + LAST THING YOU ATE = YOUR APOCALYPSE SURVIVAL TEAM NAME. OP: "Purple Pizza lol" Commenter 1: "Haha blue taco salad" Commenter 2: No Tuna Salad `o_O^" OP: "So xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx not wearing pants?" Commenter 2: "Nope ;-)" OP: "wow awkward!!!" Commenter 3: "Blue biscuit?" Commenter 2: "It's after 5PM and I'm in my room. I DO WHAT I WANT! lol"](https://i0.wp.com/blogitude.com/uploads/2014/04/ZombieApocalypeName.jpg?resize=460%2C690&ssl=1)
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March 15th, 2014 at 5:57 pm by Mark![](https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/9628d349bb9b32f579a79bfd5108012d?s=25&d=mm&r=x)
Tags: facebook, family-guy, hashtag, names, pepperidge farm, sarcasm, twitter
Oh, you named your child Hashtag? #DoucheyPhrase.
![Remember when the # sign came before a number, and not a douchey phrase? Pepperidge Farm Remembers!](https://i0.wp.com/blogitude.com/uploads/2014/03/PepperidgeFarmsHashtags.jpg?resize=460%2C460&ssl=1)
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March 6th, 2014 at 9:37 pm by Mark![](https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/9628d349bb9b32f579a79bfd5108012d?s=25&d=mm&r=x)
Tags: burn, cats, dating, facebook, firefighters, getting older, sarcasm, single
It’s no secret that on Facebook, I’ll often respond with a smart-ass photo comment. Unfortunately, I can’t take credit for this one. I did, however, send the original poster a congratulatory high-five, and a bill for the keyboard which was ruined due to the coffee I spewed after seeing his sarcastic reply.
![Mid Life Crisis Diva (photo Firefighters): "Hello, fire department? Is this Mr. February? Yeah, I'm stuck in a tree. I mean... meooow." Facebook response: "Would prolly happen more like this... (pic of cats coming in the door) 'We understand you are 40 and still not married..."](https://i0.wp.com/blogitude.com/uploads/2014/03/MidlifeCrisisDiva.jpg?resize=460%2C690&ssl=1)
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February 23rd, 2014 at 7:02 pm by Mark![](https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/9628d349bb9b32f579a79bfd5108012d?s=25&d=mm&r=x)
Tags: burn, dog show, dogs, facebook, insults, kelso
Some smart-ass quips deserve a Kelso Award.
![Mimi on Facebook: "At the dog show with my mom. Yay!" Charlie: "Did you win?" BURN!](https://i0.wp.com/blogitude.com/uploads/2014/02/DogShow.jpg?resize=460%2C378&ssl=1)
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February 15th, 2014 at 1:06 pm by Anita![](https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/5f4b4a754d2313a19ba4eb99b3a5c1c6?s=25&d=mm&r=x)
Tags: facebook, Mental disorders, popular, selfies
Seriously, you are “so cool” if you get 143 likes when you were taking a selfie in the bathroom at a bar…? No faith in humanity.
![Being Popular on Facebook is like sitting at the cool table in the cafeteria at a mental hospital.](https://i0.wp.com/blogitude.com/uploads/2014/02/LikesOnFacebook.jpg?resize=460%2C345&ssl=1)
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