Posts Tagged with "facebook"

The Best Way to Get Over a Man?

February 4th, 2014 at 7:12 pm by Mark
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It’s always good, amongst Facebook friends, to have a bit of fore-knowledge about who *not* to piss off…

Facebook Question: "The best way to get over a man is to....."  Facebook Answer: "Chop his legs off at the knees... they are much easier to climb if they are closer to the ground!"

Acronym Fail

February 2nd, 2014 at 5:08 pm by Mark
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The trick is to never, ever try and make up an acronym that has any of your own initials…

Schwartz: "S.I.N.G.L.E. - Stay Intoxicated Nightly, Get Laid Everyday"  Raza: ""S.I.N.G.L.E. - Schwartz Is Never Getting Laid... Ever..."  Schwartz: "......fuck, i gotta get rid of this"  Ryan: "S.I.N.G.L.E. - Schwartz Is Nibbling Guys Large Erections"  Weiss: "Schwartz is normally getting loose exes"  Weiss: "Schwartz is not good looking either"  Ryan: "S.I.N.G.L.E. - Schwartz Invented Nasty Gay Licking Events?"  Schwartz: "This was a miserable failure on my part."


Annoying Bathroom Mirror Selfies

January 29th, 2014 at 9:36 pm by Mark
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To the roommate who can’t get into the bathroom, have faith that with a mere 4,000 more likes, Facebook will ban her account, anyway.

Girl: "For every 1,000 likes I get I'll raise my sweatshirt up one quarter of an inch higher :)" Roommate: "How many likes to get you to stop hogging the bathroom all day?"

Facebook Addicts: Make Money from Facebook NOW!

January 29th, 2014 at 3:04 pm by Mark
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Using this method, even a total idiot could make between $250 – $750 a week!

How to Make Money from Facebook.  1. just go to "Account Settings."  2. press "Deactivate my account."  3. go to work

Get $20 of bonus stock when you make a deposit on Stash!

Herbal Essences “Dangerously Straight” Review

January 28th, 2014 at 7:57 pm by Mark
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Three women, and 25 others, like this…

Herbal Essences "Dangerously Straight" Shampoo Comment from Facebook: "I've been using this shampoo for like two weeks now and I'm still cautiously bisexual. :( #falseadvertising"