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Some Hope for Bieber Fans

February 25th, 2014 at 5:28 pm by Mark
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Apparently, self-awareness and a modicum of maturity can help some of the most hopeless Justin Bieber fans.

Twitter User: "I'm done trying to defend justin ;( he's so stupid :( :("  Response: "The fall has begun."  Repsonse: "THEY'RE BECOMING SELF-AWARE."

Worry Not, Copenhagen. Metallica’s Vocalist Sucks Just as Bad.

May 19th, 2010 at 4:00 am by Mark
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Apparently, one poor Dutch bastard has been reviled for not knowing the words to Metallica’s “Seek and Destroy.” During their July 2009 show, Metallica’s rhythm guitar and vocalist, James Hetfield, shoved the mic in front of an overeager fan, who rather clearly screamed, “I WANTA DA BACON!” at 1:54.

But in defense of the aforementioned bacon-lover, even Metallica, themselves, have decreed, “BACON VERY IMPORTANT THAT BACON BE AVAILABLE DURING EVERY MEAL.”

Besides… Even Hetfield can’t remember the words to “Ride the Lighning” these days.

I rest my case.

And it’s a good thing, too, otherwise I’ll start picking at Lars’ pathetic California Dutch…

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