Posts Tagged with "fat"

Ever Think You Might Have Super Powers?

August 7th, 2012 at 5:36 pm by Mark
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For all of the comic book-addicted 40 year olds out there in Internet land, it’s wise to remember that Eating is not considered a super power.

What’s More Fun: Skinny or Curvy?

May 12th, 2012 at 5:02 pm by Mark
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I’m simply amazed at what’s considered “fat” and, conversely, what so many consider “attractive,” and it seems to be Women leading the charge these days. I simply cannot comprehend how anyone can find a gaunt, malnourished stick figure with a bitchy attitude attractive.

Marriage: The Leading Cause of Obesity Since 5000 BC

April 25th, 2012 at 5:16 pm by Mark
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Nearly fifty percent of all marriages in the US end in divorce, according to 2009 statistics provided by the Organisation for Economic Co-operation and Development (OECD). Comparatively (in an apples and oranges sort of way), the OECD reports that 30.6% of Americans are obese.

Conversely, these study’s Administrators largely consisted of short, fat, balding European accountants — overwhelmingly Caucasian males — who possess only a tenuous grasp of both common sense and the society around them, and have almost no chance of ever getting laid without money changing hands.