Posts Tagged with "grammar"

Warm Weather for Street Repairs

April 17th, 2015 at 5:59 pm by Cassie
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In other news, a third grade teacher’s breath came to an abrupt halt when she read this…

Pothole Repair Came To An Abrupt Halt Today When The Pothole Repair Truck Fell in a Pothole

Grammar is Sexy

June 27th, 2014 at 5:23 pm by Cassie
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Please note that the revised version does not include periods or colons.

Comma Sutra

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Bad Tattoo #568

March 11th, 2014 at 7:09 pm by Mark
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I’ve been loathe to post this, given that some woman on Pinterest snidely chastised me with, “Who are YOU to decide it’s a bad tattoo?” I decided to go ahead, since I’m pretty sure everyone else but her will agree…

Bad Tattoo: "Never Don't Give Up."

Tattoo Fail

July 23rd, 2013 at 5:03 pm by Mark
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If you’re intent on getting a tattoo, it’s highly important to make certain that your tattoo artist has a proper grasp of English spelling and grammar…

Tattoo: "Nothing Last's Forever"  ... Fai'l

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Lack of Comma Causes Cannibalism

July 16th, 2013 at 5:12 pm by Mark
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Proper use of Commas is as important as the proper use of Capitalization, especially when someone I know was telling the story about helping his uncle Jack off his horse.

"I'm hungry. >-<"  "Go eat my child.  Go eat, my child. Don't you f---ing go near my children"