Posts Tagged with "innuendo"

Camping Like Porn?

March 12th, 2014 at 9:06 pm by Cassie
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Yes little Tim. Just like porn! LOL

Scoutmaster: "Now, when we're camping we have to remember two important rules. Never leave a trace and always clean up after yourself."  Scout: "Kind of like porn."

Mind in the Gutter? Check.

March 6th, 2014 at 3:08 pm by Jason
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I’m not the only one with my mind in the gutter. LOL

I've got a pet wussy. You that read wrong. You read that wrong, too.

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Milkshake Not Bringing Enough Boys to the Yard?

February 25th, 2014 at 7:34 pm by Mark
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Listening to the trials and tribulations of a friend of mine as she re-enters the dating scene has been nothing short of comical. The other day, she mentioned that her milkshake, “seems to bring ALL SIDES to the yard,” including, “a very sweet transgendered lady.”

My current theory is that she may have left the straw in the milkshake….

Milkshake Day 1: No boys yet.

Random Pizza Innuendos

February 24th, 2014 at 5:11 pm by Mark
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Yeah, this totally sounds like something I’d do…

Richie via Facebook: I ordered a pizza the other day, when she read the order back to me, she said, "You have one thick sausage, anything else?" I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I ordered pizza, too."

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Smelly Balls?

February 21st, 2014 at 7:11 pm by Mark
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In another country, I once saw a restaurant selling, “Smelly Fish Balls” — a nasty, deep-fried treat of fish skins, salt and flour. Seems like they were 99 pence, too…

Smelly Balls - 99p