Posts Tagged with "your mom"

Mom Does What?

March 30th, 2015 at 5:49 pm by Mark
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No matter how many women you know named Billie Jo or Betty June, not too many are gonna throw it on their license plate like this…

License Plate: "BJ MOM"  REALLY, Mom?

Video Game Logic

February 20th, 2014 at 1:58 pm by Mark
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I’m not sure what’s worse — the video game logic or the player logic, which seems to dictate that anyone better than you is cheating, and anyone who is worse than you’s “mom was pretty good last night.”

Video Game Logic: "I can't possibly fir through here. Need to find a way to open this."  Jackie Chan: Whwhwhwhwhwhwhwhwh?

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Another Disturbing Pickup Line

February 8th, 2014 at 5:35 pm by Mark
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Nothing screams “sexy beast!” like a bottle of Grey Goose, a pull-out couch and a framed (bad) pickup line done in needlepoint by your grandchild-craving mother.

"The couch pulls out but I don't."

Random “Your Mom” Jokes

January 11th, 2014 at 5:06 pm by Mark
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If she had a sign that said, “Lays, $5,” she could have been selling potato chips…

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Your Mom Loves What?

May 20th, 2013 at 5:39 pm by Mark
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Back in the 90’s, radio comedy show hosts Opie & Anthony did a hilarious radio advertisement about Hot Dicken’s Cider…

Cox Farms Advertising: "Your Mom Called, Says She Loves Cox."