February 8th, 2014 at 5:35 pm by Mark![](https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/9628d349bb9b32f579a79bfd5108012d?s=25&d=mm&r=x)
Tags: dating, drinking, fail, innuendo, pickup lines, sex, vodka, your mom
Nothing screams “sexy beast!” like a bottle of Grey Goose, a pull-out couch and a framed (bad) pickup line done in needlepoint by your grandchild-craving mother.
!["The couch pulls out but I don't."](https://i0.wp.com/blogitude.com/uploads/2014/02/MyCouchPullsOut.jpg?resize=460%2C460&ssl=1)
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June 20th, 2006 at 6:10 pm by Mark![](https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/9628d349bb9b32f579a79bfd5108012d?s=25&d=mm&r=x)
Tags: boris-yeltsin, humor, vodka
A story on Shortnews.com claims that a Polish Vodka distillery has turned a nearby lake into 30% Vodka. This puts it at roughly the same level as Boris Yeltsin’s bloodstream.
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