Posts Tagged with "pickup lines"

Bad Cell Phone Pickup Lines

February 8th, 2014 at 9:05 pm by Mark
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This is the type of guy to try and, “rearrange the alphabet to put U and I together.” She wouldn’t, because “N and O are already together.”

Cell Text: "There's 20 letters in the alphabet right?"  Girl: "No 26" Boy: "Ok I forgot U R A Q T" Girl: "That's only 25" Boy: "I'll give you the D later" Girl: "Lose my number"

Imagine That Blind Date…

February 8th, 2014 at 7:15 pm by Mark
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     “I don’t like analysts,” she said.
     “I’m a Systems Analyst, not a behavioral analyst,” I replied.
     “Good,” she replied, sounding relieved. “Because the last guy I went out with put the ‘the’ in psychotherapist.”

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

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Another Disturbing Pickup Line

February 8th, 2014 at 5:35 pm by Mark
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Nothing screams “sexy beast!” like a bottle of Grey Goose, a pull-out couch and a framed (bad) pickup line done in needlepoint by your grandchild-craving mother.

"The couch pulls out but I don't."

Homeless Pick-Up Line Fail

February 8th, 2014 at 3:12 pm by Mark
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This one goes really great with other lines like, “Car? No, but I’d be happy to give you a ride!” and “Hey, baby! Wanna make a few extra bucks?”

Homeless on side of interstate: "Justs here to meet chicks."

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This Pickup Line Can’t Fail

March 23rd, 2012 at 5:20 pm by Mark
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Although, the “backflip” in question will most probably be a back-handed, one-fingered salute…