February 8th, 2014 at 9:05 pm by Mark![](https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/9628d349bb9b32f579a79bfd5108012d?s=25&d=mm&r=x)
Tags: alphabet, blind dates, cellphones, dating, fail, pickup lines
This is the type of guy to try and, “rearrange the alphabet to put U and I together.” She wouldn’t, because “N and O are already together.”
![Cell Text: "There's 20 letters in the alphabet right?" Girl: "No 26" Boy: "Ok I forgot U R A Q T" Girl: "That's only 25" Boy: "I'll give you the D later" Girl: "Lose my number"](https://i0.wp.com/blogitude.com/uploads/2014/02/TheLetterD.jpg?resize=460%2C545&ssl=1)
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February 8th, 2014 at 7:15 pm by Mark![](https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/9628d349bb9b32f579a79bfd5108012d?s=25&d=mm&r=x)
Tags: blind dates, chloroform, dating, pickup lines, sarcasm
“I don’t like analysts,” she said.
“I’m a Systems Analyst, not a behavioral analyst,” I replied.
“Good,” she replied, sounding relieved. “Because the last guy I went out with put the ‘the’ in psychotherapist.”
!["Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"](https://i0.wp.com/blogitude.com/uploads/2014/02/DoesThisRagSmellLikeChloroform.jpg?resize=460%2C403&ssl=1)
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February 8th, 2014 at 5:35 pm by Mark![](https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/9628d349bb9b32f579a79bfd5108012d?s=25&d=mm&r=x)
Tags: dating, drinking, fail, innuendo, pickup lines, sex, vodka, your mom
Nothing screams “sexy beast!” like a bottle of Grey Goose, a pull-out couch and a framed (bad) pickup line done in needlepoint by your grandchild-craving mother.
!["The couch pulls out but I don't."](https://i0.wp.com/blogitude.com/uploads/2014/02/MyCouchPullsOut.jpg?resize=460%2C460&ssl=1)
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February 8th, 2014 at 3:12 pm by Mark![](https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/9628d349bb9b32f579a79bfd5108012d?s=25&d=mm&r=x)
Tags: dating, fail, flirting, homeless, innuendo, pickup lines, sarcasm
This one goes really great with other lines like, “Car? No, but I’d be happy to give you a ride!” and “Hey, baby! Wanna make a few extra bucks?”
![Homeless on side of interstate: "Justs here to meet chicks."](https://i0.wp.com/blogitude.com/uploads/2014/02/HomelessPickupLines.jpg?resize=460%2C460&ssl=1)
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March 23rd, 2012 at 5:20 pm by Mark![](https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/9628d349bb9b32f579a79bfd5108012d?s=25&d=mm&r=x)
Tags: dating, fail, flirting, pickup lines, sarcasm
Although, the “backflip” in question will most probably be a back-handed, one-fingered salute…
![Backflip](https://i0.wp.com/blogitude.com/uploads/2012/03/Backflip.jpg?resize=460%2C464&ssl=1)
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