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Bad Cell Phone Pickup Lines

February 8th, 2014 at 9:05 pm by Mark
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This is the type of guy to try and, “rearrange the alphabet to put U and I together.” She wouldn’t, because “N and O are already together.”

Cell Text: "There's 20 letters in the alphabet right?"  Girl: "No 26" Boy: "Ok I forgot U R A Q T" Girl: "That's only 25" Boy: "I'll give you the D later" Girl: "Lose my number"