Posts Tagged with "photos"

What Do You Do During a Camel Attack?

February 17th, 2014 at 7:54 pm by Mark
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Whichever you choose, be prepared to clean a rancid mess out of your child’s hair that’s going to stink for at least a week.

Your child is being eaten by a camel.  Do you... A) save your child? or B) take a photo?

Annoying Bathroom Mirror Selfies

January 29th, 2014 at 9:36 pm by Mark
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To the roommate who can’t get into the bathroom, have faith that with a mere 4,000 more likes, Facebook will ban her account, anyway.

Girl: "For every 1,000 likes I get I'll raise my sweatshirt up one quarter of an inch higher :)" Roommate: "How many likes to get you to stop hogging the bathroom all day?"

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Flirting 105: Make Sure It’s What You Want

December 14th, 2013 at 5:23 pm by Mark
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I know you’ve heard the line, “After 3AM, everyone’s gorgeous.” It’s important to make your decisions prior to drinking.

He Turned Her On: Now What?

Why Are UFO Photos Always So Bad?

July 6th, 2013 at 5:09 pm by Mark
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The fact that nearly every single UFO, Bigfoot and Loch Ness Monster photo out there is a grainy mess does tend to throw the burden on proof on the person making the claims…

A UFO! Quick! Grab the worst camera we own!

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Facebook Photos Horrible for Missing Persons

February 19th, 2013 at 12:27 pm by Michelle
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Even if the photos aren’t edited, you’d be under the impression that the average missing person will be making a duckface when located.

She Ratchet: "stop editing ya'lls pics. what if you go missing? how you expect us to find you if you look lik beyonce on facebook & chief keef in person?"