Posts Tagged with "psycho"

Kids, Don’t Do Drugs

April 3rd, 2015 at 5:28 pm by Mark
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I’ve popped the tops off of plenty of ketchup and mustard, and quite honestly, I wouldn’t mind facing a Federal pension. 😉
Many people don’t understand why or how other people become addicted to drugs. They may mistakenly think that those who use drugs lack moral principles or willpower and that they could stop their drug use simply by choosing to. In reality, drug addiction is a complex disease, and quitting usually takes more than good intentions or a strong will. Drugs change the brain in ways that make quitting hard, even for those who want to. Fortunately, researchers know more than ever about how drugs affect the brain and have found treatments that can help people recover from drug addiction and lead productive lives. If you have someone in your life that is suffering from a drug problem like heroin, then you can take them to this heroin addict center.

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There’s a Reason This Guy is Single

March 26th, 2012 at 5:38 pm by Mark
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Perhaps Jessica doesn’t care for his incessant references to Star Wars. Perhaps she’s worried about his obsessive attention to fantasy. Perhaps it’s disheartening that he won’t take “no,” for an answer. But the primary reason Jessica doesn’t want to be with him is because he WANTS TO CUT HER OPEN, PULL OUT HER GUTS AND CLIMB INSIDE HER TO KEEP WARM! WHAT THE FUCK?!

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Longtime Listener, Twelfth Time Caller

March 29th, 2010 at 12:00 pm by Mark
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As mentioned in my bio, I have a PsychoMagnet™ permanently implanted in my body. It’s not some cheaply made PsychoMagnet™ that merely attracts people who scream nonsense and drivel for no apparent reason. In fact, this is a top-of-the-line model that makes for some rather interesting situations on a daily basis, thanks in no small part to random strangers who are drawn in from all walks of life. It also has the added discomfort of giving me a positively terrifying dating life. Being a surprisingly laid back, go with the flow, kind of guy, this video helped clarify exactly where I’ve kept going wrong. [ Possibly NSFW ]

Yes, Even Psychos Need Love

March 26th, 2010 at 3:00 pm by Mark
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Having been a systems administrator at several Internet Dating sites, I’ve often pondered the question: if they have Multiple Personality Disorder, does it count as Group Sex?

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