Posts Tagged with "spelling"

Please Use Tongue

January 30th, 2014 at 9:08 pm by Mark
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That’s what she said…

Bread: "Do not touch braed with hands. Please use tongue."

Choked on a Goat and Peed in Your Coffee?

January 18th, 2014 at 7:28 pm by Mark
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The silver lining, I suppose, is that the goat didn’t pee in the coffee…

"Yeah my morning was shitty...and the rest of the day was hot...Monterey is good. This morning I choked on a goat and pissed in my coffee." "Lol!!" "LOL NO...I choked on my TOAST and SPILLED my coffee....fuckin spell check..." "I like the other one better!!" "You would...hippy..."

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Keep Your Friends Close and Your Enemas Closet?

January 18th, 2014 at 5:45 pm by Mark
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I really don’t wanna hear about your “best” one…

Auto Correct Has Become My Worst Enema

Yard Sale Fail?

July 31st, 2013 at 5:25 pm by Mark
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You can bet there’s another sign that says Yale Sale.

Yard Sale Sign? Yard Sard!

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You Never Know What You’ll Get on Craigslist

July 11th, 2013 at 5:09 pm by Mark
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I was looking for a car once, and told the woman I was calling about the ad. She gave me her address, and when I showed up, she said, “Just remember, no biting or hitting, and you have to use a condom.” Apparently, she was selling more than just a Lumina on Craigslist…

"Hi, this is Randy. I saw your penis for sale on Craigslist. Is it still available? If so I would like to come take it for a test drive tonight sometime."  "Hi Randy, im selling a prius. Is that what you meant?"  "YES!!! Apologies new phone"  "Well it's craigslist. You never know."